Scintilla13, Day Two

tyunglebower ♦ March 14, 2013 ♦ Leave a comment

Tell the story about something interesting (anything!) that happened to you, but tell it in the form of an instruction manual (Step 1, Step 2, Step 3….)

How to End Up on E!

Step One: Find something big and public with lots of people in a big city, (Example, 4th of July in Washington, D.C.)

Step Two: Discuss transportation to the event with friends you trust.

Step Three: Meet up with friends.

Step Four: Let your friends wear large American flags as they walk around the nation’s capitol.

-Be completely at ease with yourself in your own way.

Step Five: Walk around D.C. all day talking to other flag waving patriots, looking for a good place for the fireworks.

Step Six: Notice when an over dressed blonde with a camera crew walks up to your friends, commenting on their wearing the flags, and asks for an interview for “Wild On!”

Step Seven: Remain calm, and stand next to your friends during the interview. Don’t call attention to yourself, just be there.

Step Eight: Tell everyone you know about your adventures when you get home.

Step Nine: Wait over a year, and forget about the incident.

Step Ten: Have one of your college classmates mention to you randomly one day that he just saw you on “E!”

Step Eleven: Years later, write a Scintilla post about all of it in the form of an instruction manual.

Warning: You may never actually see the footage yourself. This may not bother you much.