Author Archive: tyunglebower

First Chapter Fixations: Giving Books a Real Chance

I recently read this post by one Blair Thornburgh about common reasons agents or publishers will stop reading a novel. The article even mentioned one professional who would draw a big red line under the moment they stopped reading. Though page and/or time limits for reading are not mentioned in the post, by the title …

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The (Audio) Play’s the Thing. Even Now.

I couldn’t sleep last night (which is nothing new) so I opted to try listening to some music. Usually in bed I use the CD player, so I don’t have to bother with headphones that the mp3 player requires. So I reached for my CD holder. But at the last second I decided to not …

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Thank You For Ten Update

My work continues on my short story collection, Thank You For Ten: Short Fiction About a Little Theater. Not without it’s headaches, but I expected that. I mentioned in a previous post that I had decided on the order of the stories in the collection. That remains true, and I don’t see that changing. Then I …

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An Open Letter to a Would-Be Constituent

For the purposes of this letter, the subject will be referred to as Miss Madsen. —Ty Dear Miss Madsen, My apologies for the curtness of my previous letter. While I will confess that I still find some of your presumption to be a tad annoying, and that your timing was not the best, I could …

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Can I Avoid Being a Sycophant on Twitter?

One of my Twitter lists is called “Tolerable Famous People.” It’s a short list. Yes, that sounds like you give when presenting at the Oscars. But the impression you probably get from this is partially true; celebrities these days tend to be less tolerable to me than they were in the past. I have standards …

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